“If you have ever wondered what a Disney rape-revenge movie would look like, then Maleficent is the movie for you! Thereās a fascinating, very adult movie lurking somewhere underneath the Uncanny Valley hellscape of Maleficentās shiny surfaces, but itās continually compromised by having to try ” read more
“To be incredibly pithy, you can call this Stand By IT or Nightmare on Goonies Street and find yourself in the neighborhood of what this movie is. I do not mean either of those descriptions as negatives, far from it. I thoroughly enjoyed and found its insistence on placing its tonal and emotional emp” read more
“Christopher Isherwoodās slim novel is an emotionally engaging, powerful, and heartbreaking examination of a man consumed by grief and loss trying desperately to find a tether to the rest of the world. Tom Fordās directorial debut follows it, at times to the letter and at others with necessary em” read more
“At its worst moments, Star Wars: The Clone Wars was a series that provided mere fan-service action sequences in stories that didnāt enrich or develop the world or mythology of the mega-franchise in any meaningful way. At its best, it explored the concepts and ideas merely hinted at in the films an” read more
“After American Life failed to garner sales, critical acclaim, and a hit single, Madonna threw out this remix album to fulfill her contract with Maverick Records and generate more sales for the aforementioned album. It didnāt work, and the entire thing feels like a complete toss-off. Ā The choi” read more
“Well, this took some balls. A persistent criticism leveled against Madonna was that she was more image, controversy, and dominating personality than a strong singer. It is a fair criticism, to be quite honest, as her vocal range is limited, her tone can waver in live performance, and she can sound s” read more
“Where The Immaculate Collection culled material from her first four studio albums, threw in a few soundtrack gems, and two new songs, GHV2 repeats the process for her next four studio albums, a few soundtrack-only tracks, and completely skips out on any new material. The fact that thereās no new m” read more
“Super-producer David O. Selznick intended to follow-up his gargantuan success of Gone with the Wind with this epic horse opera. Much like that Oscar adorned production, Duel in the Sun lacks a strong directorial signature and instead is the product of Selznickās outsized ambition and vision. Selzn” read more
“Hollywood has never had the easiest time transitioning Roald Dahlās words onto the screen, but a sublime fusion of creative talents makes The Witches one of the most successful tryouts. This isnāt so much a scary childrenās film as it is a horror film built for children, this sounds like split” read more
“Quick ā who is this movie actually about? If you answered anyone other than Lillian Hellman, then you clearly werenāt paying attention. Itās frustrating to watch this, yet itās so well made, impeccably acted, and contains bits of brilliance that youāre kept enthralled throughout. But why a” read more
“Tale as old as time, the adopted son of an older American diplomat and his wife turns out to be the antichrist. It could honestly happen to just about anyone. The Omen is not some taunt, dread-filled masterpiece of horror. Too much of it plays out like kitsch, and some of it is just downright loopy ” read more
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
“Woody Allen has singled out The Curse of the Jade Scorpion as one of his worst films for his failure to find a suitable leading man and having to take over the role himself. Heās only half-right. The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is incredibly minor Allen, but itās far from his worst piece of mater” read more
“You can sense the apprehension in Doris Day about playing any of this material, and her ability to commit to this kind of material and play it to perfection is central to making any of it work. But itās not like thatās the only problem plaguing Do Not Disturb. From a too dour leading man to the ” read more