An anthropomorphic adaptation of the classic English legend, Robin Hood plays fast and loose in retelling this well-known story, even by the already loose standards of Disney. In fact, the film spends more time with Prince John and Sir Hiss, a pair of effete bitchy gay-coded villains that are more amusing than dangerous, than it does with the titular hero. When it does focus in on Robin Hood and his Merry Men, the film zips by with an energy and spritely demeanor that is refreshing, yet it still canât cover up the numerous deficiencies in animation and narrative.
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Perhaps itâs appropriate that the characters in Robin Hood come the closest to looking dirty and dingy. Much of the animation hasnât been cleaned up, and everyone looks hairy and matted. It was distracting for the aristocratic matriarch of The Aristocats, but works much better here. I guess since the film seems tailored so heavily towards the Summer of Love generation, this dirtiness and sub-par animation plays as charming. Shame the studio never tackled this tale during, say, the Silver Era or the Renaissance and produced some truly beautiful images to go along with it.
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Or even a decent villain, as so many memorable Disney films are made on the strengths of their villains. Peter Ustinovâs preening, thumb-sucking cry-baby Prince John is funny, but heâs never a real threat. Ustinovâs rolling vowels and clipped tones given more life to the character than the uninspired animation or plot mechanics. In fact, thereâs never much at stake, no sense of menace or danger in Robin Hood. The closest we get to a real bad guy is the Sherriff of Nottingham, who sounds like a southern Confederate thatâs wandered into the British countryside. Granted, Prince John is entertaining, but his queer bitchiness canât come within spitting distance of the drag queen melodramatics of Aladdinâs Jafar or The Lion Kingâs Scar.
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I know this version of the story has its ardent defenders, but Iâve never been one of them. The disjointed narrative simply moves from one Saturday-morning cartoon scenario to another, never developing its characters beyond bland-but-noble heroics or prissy villainy. Thereâs a very strong missed opportunity here to re-energize the myth, and the film had the most potential of any of the various classical adaptations in the Bronze Era to be something truly special. What emerged was a mostly average action-adventure film with a fox shooting arrows at a lion, a wolf, and a python. Admittedly, this is a lackadaisical diversion.